France August 11-21, 2024

August 11: A Rocky Start

Our trip was scheduled to begin at 9:55 AM on August 11. However, around 11:00 AM, we received a text informing us that our flight was delayed. Frustratingly, the delays kept piling up until, at 2:00 PM, the flight was officially canceled. After calling British Airways, we managed to rebook for a flight departing the next day at 10:51 AM—a small win in a less-than-ideal situation.

August 12–13: Journey to France

We arrived at the airport the following day and boarded our flight to Atlanta (ATL). The flight was uneventful, and we landed without any issues. For the next leg of our journey, we received a slight upgrade to Delta Comfort Plus, which was a nice perk—except the cabin lights were stuck on. Despite multiple attempts to reset them, they couldn’t be dimmed. Thankfully, I had a sleep mask and managed to get a few hours of rest.

Overall, the flight was smooth, and we even arrived 15 minutes early, landing in France at 11:45 AM on August 13. Passport control was surprisingly quick and simple: a quick scan of our passports in a machine, a stamp, and we were done in under five minutes.

After collecting our bags, we headed to pick up our rental car. Unfortunately, our arrival delay caused complications. Alamo canceled our reservation because we arrived more than two hours late—even though my friend had called twice to inform them. To make matters worse, we had already paid in full, but the attendant claimed there was nothing he could do. Frustrated, we rented a car through Hertz instead, but we had to sit in the rental car plaza lobby for about 30 minutes until the new reservation time began, as they couldn’t print the contract before then.

With our car finally secured, we attempted to grab lunch in Cannes. However, the city was bustling with activity. Traffic was insane, parking was nearly impossible to find, and the walking streets were packed with stores we could easily find back home. Feeling overwhelmed, we decided to skip Cannes and head toward our hotel instead.

Scenic view of a marina in Cannes, France, with numerous yachts docked along the pier. Rolling green hills dotted with houses rise in the background under a clear blue sky, while the calm blue waters of the Mediterranean stretch across the scene.

A Change of Plans and a New Destination

On our way, we stopped at La Casa Restaurant Pizzeria in Aix-en-Provence. The pizza wasn’t the best I’ve ever had, but it hit the spot after such a long day. Refueled, we continued on the toll roads, making a few stops at plazas for restrooms and gas.

Given our delayed arrival, we decided to change our hotel to one closer to our location. We arrived at the ibis Budget Montpellier Nord around 8:30 PM. Navigating the area wasn’t the most driver-friendly experience, but after some trial and error, we managed to find the parking garage. It turned out that accessing it required a code, which we received after checking in at the front desk.

Once inside the room, we encountered another hiccup—it only had one bed, despite being booked for two. A quick trip to the lobby revealed the solution: the second bed was a Murphy bed cleverly hidden in the closet. Problem solved, we headed back upstairs, got situated, and finally called it a night.

August 14: A Day of History, Rain, and Sunflowers

We started the day early, hitting the road at around 8 AM. Since we had changed hotels the previous night for a shorter drive, we had a longer journey ahead. With two routes to choose from, we opted for the more scenic one, packed with interesting stops.

Our first destination was the Cité de Carcassonne, a stunning medieval town dating back to 100 BC and now a UNESCO World Heritage site. Known for its remarkably well-preserved fortifications, cobblestone streets, and rich history, the town felt like stepping back in time. A highlight was the Basilica of St. Nazaire and St. Celse, a masterpiece of medieval ecclesiastical architecture dating back to the 11th century. The intricate details of the church and its historical significance were awe-inspiring.

View of the grand fortified entrance of Cité de Carcassonne with its massive stone towers and arched gateway. A crowd of tourists stands outside, highlighting the scale of the medieval structure.
Interior of the basilica featuring soaring vaulted ceilings, stained glass windows, and ornate Gothic details illuminated by natural light. Visitors are seen admiring the historic space.
Exterior of the Basilica of Saints Nazarius and Celsus, showcasing its Gothic architecture with intricate stone carvings, tall spires, and a striking arched doorway.
Stone ramparts of Cité de Carcassonne on an overcast day, featuring curved defensive walls and lookout points with an open courtyard below.

Walking through the town, we marveled at the original cobblestone streets and the old-world charm of the buildings, many of which now house shops and restaurants. One thing to note: no real meals are served until noon, so we settled for a sweet treat at Le Glacier. We tried their crêpes and glacee (ice cream). While not extraordinary and a bit overpriced, the service was much better than some reviews had suggested. The waitress was pleasant enough.

Before leaving, we explored the city’s impressive cemetery, accessible to visitors and well worth a look. Parking was straightforward early in the day but grew increasingly crowded as time passed.

A quiet pathway lined with ornate stone tombs and monuments within the Cité de Carcassonne cemetery, surrounded by tall trees under an overcast sky.
Close-up view of an elaborate gravesite adorned with fresh and artificial flowers, stone carvings, and a prominent cross at the top.
A wider view of the cemetery showing rows of historic graves and mausoleums with decorative crosses, lanterns, and potted plants along the walkway.

Next Stop: Rainy Toulouse and a Delicious Meal

From Carcassonne, we drove to Toulouse in search of a proper lunch. Heavy rain followed us the entire way, making parking a challenge. We eventually found a spot and dashed through the rain to Marcello, an Italian restaurant. It was a fantastic find! The lasagna was some of the best I’ve had in years, served with a fresh, beautifully presented salad. The staff was warm and welcoming, though the smell of something burning upon entering was a bit of a downside (the server did apologize). If you’re in Toulouse and craving Italian, I’d highly recommend it.

Interior of Marcello, an Italian restaurant in Toulouse, featuring cozy booth seating, modern textured walls, and warm ambient lighting with hanging round lanterns above the dining area.
Close-up of a beautifully plated lasagna topped with melted cheese and sauce, served alongside a fresh salad, roasted vegetables, and bread on a dark ceramic plate.

Gouffre de Padirac: A Natural Wonder

After lunch, we headed to Gouffre de Padirac, a breathtaking natural chasm plunging 103 meters (338 feet) into the earth. It’s the gateway to an extensive underground cave network carved out by water over millions of years. Unfortunately, the line to enter was about 75 people deep, and with three more hours of driving ahead, we decided to skip the full experience. Instead, we peeked down the chasm from the top, which was still an incredible sight. Parking was easy, as some visitors had already left by the time we arrived, but it’s worth noting that this attraction likely requires patience, no matter the season.

a breathtaking aerial view of Gouffre de Padirac, a massive natural chasm plunging deep into the earth.  The rocky, circular opening is surrounded by lush greenery with a metal observation platform and stairway structure leading down into the cave

Sunflower Fields, Small Towns, and McDonald’s

As we continued our drive, we passed fields of sunflowers—a dazzling and cheerful sight. We pulled over on a quiet road to take some photos, savoring the moment. The route also took us through a series of charming small towns, each with its own unique character.

Dinner was a quick stop at McDonald’s, a fun opportunity to compare its offerings to other countries. The French version was noticeably better in quality and even featured a pastry counter. It was also fast, which worked perfectly for our packed schedule.

A vibrant sunflower field in full bloom, stretching across a lush green landscape with rolling hills and trees in the background under a bright sky.
Interior of a modern McDonald’s in France, featuring sleek wooden tables, colorful stools, large windows with striped shades, and a clean, contemporary dining area.

Ending the Day: A Budget Stay

We arrived late at the Premiere Classe Poitiers Futuroscope - Chasseneuil, a no-frills budget hotel. The room was compact, resembling a cruise ship cabin, but it was clean and met our needs. The staff was friendly, and the ample free parking was a plus.

Before turning in for the night, we decided to cancel the following night’s accommodation and rebook something closer to Paris to better suit our plans. After a refreshing shower, we finally called it a day.

August 15: Exploring History, Nature, and Unexpected Delights

We woke up early and hit the road by 8:00 AM, ready for another day of adventure. Our first stop was Château de Villandry, a stunning Renaissance castle completed in 1536 by Jean le Breton, France’s Minister of Finance under King Francis I. Built atop an ancient medieval fortress, the château’s architecture is impressive, but it's the gardens that truly steal the show. Beautifully manicured and sprawling, the gardens alone make the visit worthwhile. The château offers convenient parking, and we arrived right when it opened, avoiding the crowds.

The exterior of Château de Villandry, a grand Renaissance château with elegant stone architecture, seen from the entrance pathway under a bright sky.
A stunning aerial view of the château’s intricately designed formal gardens, featuring symmetrical patterns of hedges, flowerbeds, and walkways.
Another elevated view showcasing the beautifully manicured gardens of Château de Villandry, with their geometric designs and lush greenery stretching into the distance.
A close-up of a smiling visitor standing near the château’s gardens, with the historic château and vibrant landscaping in the background.

A Quick Stop at Grottes Pétrifiantes

Just a short drive away is Grottes Pétrifiantes, a set of fascinating limestone caves known for their petrifying springs. The natural process of calcium carbonate deposits over objects placed in the water gradually petrifies them, turning leaves, flowers, and even sculptures into unique limestone formations. Unfortunately, we arrived too late to join the tour, but the site’s easy-to-access parking made it a quick and convenient stop.

Bioparc de Doué-la-Fontaine: A Unique Zoo Experience

Next, we drove west to Bioparc de Doué-la-Fontaine, a zoological park nestled in ancient limestone quarries. This unique location allows for large animal enclosures and tunnels that visitors can walk through to get an up-close view. While the spacious enclosures are great for the animals, it meant some animals were harder to spot. Still, we enjoyed wandering the park and taking in the scenic views. We arrived around 11:00 AM and tried to grab lunch at Le Camp des Girafes, a dining area overlooking the giraffe enclosure. The restaurant didn’t open until noon, but the staff recommended making a reservation, which turned out to be a fantastic tip. We bypassed a long line and sat down to enjoy a simple but flavorful meal, with Indian-inspired dishes on the menu. Though the options were limited, it was a great dining experience, especially with the giraffes nearby.

A hippopotamus partially submerged in water, resting along the rocky edge of its enclosure surrounded by greenery.
A view inside the limestone caves of Grottes Pétrifiantes, featuring a narrow pathway leading into a warmly lit tunnel with textured stone walls.
A giraffe standing near a rocky enclosure, with soft lighting highlighting its patterned coat and surrounding habitat.
A natural rock formation within the bioparc, showcasing layered stone walls with lush vegetation spilling over the edges.
Entrance sign for Grottes Pétrifiantes, marked by a simple white sign with bold black lettering and shaded outdoor seating nearby.
A group of flamingos gathered around a small pond inside the bioparc, surrounded by foliage and stone walls.
A close-up of another beautifully plated meal from the restaurant, featuring a variety of colorful and flavorful dishes.

Charming Towns and a Failed Food Quest

After lunch, we continued our journey, passing through the charming town of Montrichard. This quaint spot, with its pretty church, riverside beach, and peaceful atmosphere, was a pleasant surprise. We then made our way to Amboise, home to Leonardo da Vinci’s tomb. The town’s vibrant walking street, lined with cafés and shops, was bustling with activity. We tried to stop at two local food spots—Les Charonnes (a goat cheese producer) and Chocolaterie Max Vauché Bracieux—but unfortunately, both were closed for the Feast of the Assumption.

We continued on to Blois, where we tried to dine at Le Rendez Vous, only to find out after ordering drinks that they were not serving food at the moment. A bit disappointed, we sipped our drinks—a hot chocolate and espresso with caramel sauce—before heading to a grocery store inside a nearby mall to grab some beverages. Leaving the area proved more challenging than expected, as we ended up circling the same two roundabouts twice! However, this led us to an unexpected gem: Léon Seafood & Cocktails – Blois Vineuil. This seafood restaurant turned out to be the perfect solution to our hunger, offering fresh and delicious seafood. I opted for a two-course meal for €20, which included mussels—about 35 of them, to be exact! It was impossible to finish them all, but I was one happy camper.

A steaming pot of freshly cooked mussels served in a black dish, garnished with herbs and accompanied by drinks and sides on a wooden table.
Interior of Léon Seafood & Cocktails featuring a bright, nautical-themed dining area with hanging lanterns, colorful decor, and a cozy, casual atmosphere.

A Cozy End to the Day at La Petite Salamandre

Our final stop for the day was a charming BnB, La Petite Salamandre, run by a lovely couple who were warm and accommodating. The room, styled like a tiny house, was perfect for our needs—super clean and cozy. We settled in quickly and fell asleep almost immediately, ready to rest after another eventful day.

August 16: A Day of Parisian Attractions and Hidden Gems

The following morning, we were treated to a buffet-style breakfast at 8:00 AM before hitting the road. We had purchased GoCity passes for Paris and had reserved a time at the Palace of Versailles for 1:00 PM, the earliest available. Along the way, we made a few stops at other GoCity pass locations.

Château de Rambouillet: A Historic Stop

Our first stop was the Château de Rambouillet, a historic castle located in the Île-de-France region, near Paris. Originally built as a medieval fortress in the 14th century, it was later transformed into a royal residence in the 18th century. King Francis I passed away here in 1547, and it became a popular hunting lodge for Louis XVI. The castle is known for its gardens, but after the grandeur of Château de Villandry the previous day, it didn't quite compare. The interior was underwhelming as well, but it has convenient parking with the first 30 minutes free. It’s worth a quick stop if you’re killing time, but it’s definitely skippable for those on a tight schedule.

Exterior view of Château de Rambouillet, a historic 14th-century castle near Paris, featuring cream-colored stone walls, arched windows, and a round turret. The large cobblestone courtyard in the foreground leads up to the entrance

Miniature France: A Fun, Family-Friendly Stop

Next, we visited Miniature France, a park dedicated to showcasing scaled-down replicas of France’s most famous landmarks and regions. Opened in 1991, the park features models of over 100 iconic sites, such as the Eiffel Tower, Mont Saint-Michel, and Château de Chambord. The park covers 5 hectares and offers a fun, interactive way to explore France’s architectural and cultural heritage. It also has a large parking lot, though there’s an additional €5 charge. The park was bustling with families, and it took us some time to see everything. Highlights included tiny operating trains and cars, making it a charming stop.

A detailed miniature replica of a historic French château surrounded by lush greenery and pathways within the park.
A scale model of a Gothic-style cathedral with tall spires and intricate architecture, set against a backdrop of manicured lawns.
A miniature replica of the Eiffel Tower with pathways and landscaped gardens surrounding the model, under a clear blue sky.
Another cathedral-inspired miniature featuring ornate towers and detailed stonework, displayed on a grassy area.
A close-up of a highly detailed miniature Gothic cathedral with green roofs and intricate stained-glass window designs.
A scaled-down wooden suspension bridge crossing a small pond, surrounded by trees and greenery within the miniature park.
The France Miniature entrance sign displayed near landscaped gardens, marking the entrance to the park.

Versailles: The Palace and Gardens

After Miniature France, we headed to Versailles, the main attraction of the day. Thanks to their website, we easily found parking in one of the recommended lots, and we got lucky by finding a spot in the closest one. Upon arrival, we were greeted with chaos—multiple lines and crowds. We arrived about 30 minutes early, and while the lines were organized by timed entry, it was still a bit overwhelming. Pro tip: don’t forget a hat, umbrella, or water, as waiting in the sun isn’t the most pleasant experience. The palace itself was grand but crowded, and navigating the interior was difficult with so many people. The Hall of Mirrors and lavish gardens were impressive, but after all the waiting and crowds, it didn’t feel worth the effort. While it’s a must-see for many, I left with the sentiment of “seen it, done it, never again.”

Exterior view of the grand Palace of Versailles, with its ornate architecture, golden accents, and expansive cobblestone courtyard bustling with visitors.
Lavish red and gold royal chamber inside the palace, featuring an ornate chandelier, richly decorated walls, and regal furnishings.
A marble monument with intricate carvings and gilded details displayed within the palace interior.
The iconic Hall of Mirrors, showcasing its stunning arched windows, elaborate chandeliers, and an ornately painted ceiling, crowded with visitors admiring the space.
A close-up of the palace’s intricately painted ceiling, depicting mythological scenes surrounded by gilded architectural details.

Paris: Traffic-Free and Unexpected Calm

We descended into Paris expecting the usual complaints about traffic and crowded streets. However, we were shocked to find the streets eerily quiet as we drove north toward our hotel in La Défense. There was no traffic at all—just a stark contrast to the standstill we experienced in Cannes. We checked into 37 Lodge La Défense Courbevoie, a conveniently located hotel with its own underground parking. The room had a kitchenette and was spacious, though the beds were tiny twins that occasionally felt like they might swallow you up. The elevators were a bit quirky, with one attempting to repeatedly open its doors. Despite these small quirks, the staff was pleasant, and we had no complaints—except for the AC, which only allowed us to set it to a sweltering 33°C.

Aquarium de Paris and More Museums

After checking in, we booked an Uber and headed out to explore. Our first stop was the Aquarium de Paris, where we used our GoCity pass for entry. The aquarium was quite standard, though I enjoyed the jellyfish tanks the most. They also had a variety of sea creatures like sharks, pufferfish, stingrays, and koi. The place was well-organized, and though busy near the shark tank, it wasn’t overly crowded. Outside the aquarium, food trucks offered some quick bites—chicken gyoza and shrimp tempura—which were delicious and kept us fueled for the rest of the day.

A large aquarium tank filled with various colorful fish swimming near a glass viewing wall, with visitors observing from the side.
A vibrant coral display featuring schools of tropical fish illuminated by purple and pink lighting inside the aquarium.
A mesmerizing tank filled with glowing jellyfish, softly lit in shades of blue, floating gracefully in the water.

We then walked to the Guimet Museum, dedicated to Asian art and culture. Founded in 1889, the museum houses one of the largest collections of Asian art outside of Asia. It was massive and filled with impressive artifacts, textiles, pottery, paintings, and sculptures from China, Japan, India, and Southeast Asia. The exterior of the building was equally impressive, with an ornate roof.

A golden multi-armed Buddhist statue displayed inside the Guimet Museum, featuring intricate detailing and symbolic hand gestures.
A gallery room inside the museum showcasing a collection of Southeast Asian sculptures, carefully arranged along a bright and spacious corridor.
A stone-carved Hindu deity statue with elaborate detailing, displayed against a softly lit backdrop inside the Guimet Museum.
Exterior view of the city of Architecture and Heritage museum in paris, featuring its distinctive round red brick tower with decorative accents and banners.

The City of Architecture and Heritage Museum: A Hidden Gem

The highlight of the day, for me, was the City of Architecture and Heritage Museum. This museum showcases detailed architectural models, casts, and reproductions of famous French buildings, including sections on Gothic cathedrals and modern urban development. The exhibits were vast and captivating, especially the massive church and building archways throughout the museum. As someone fascinated by ornate arches, I could’ve spent hours exploring this place.

A grand arched doorway replica showcasing intricate Gothic carvings and statues, beautifully displayed within the museum.
A display of architectural elements and sculptural fragments, including small decorative carvings, mounted on a minimalist wall.
A detailed reproduction of an ornate cathedral altar, featuring colorful decorative panels, sculpted figures, and religious iconography.
A scaled model of a Gothic cathedral facade, featuring intricate stonework, statues, and elaborate arches.
A wide view of a gallery hall inside the museum, lined with Gothic architectural replicas and illuminated by soft, natural lighting.
A scaled model of a Gothic cathedral facade, featuring intricate stonework, statues, and elaborate arches.
A classical white marble statue of a standing male figure on display against a red background, highlighting the sculpture’s intricate details.
A highly detailed Gothic arch replica adorned with statues and decorative carvings, displayed prominently at the museum’s entrance area.

Eiffel Tower and Museum Visits

Afterward, we passed by the Eiffel Tower, which had a quieter atmosphere due to the ongoing Olympics and Paralympics preparations. The streets around the tower were closed off, creating a perfect opportunity to snap some photos. We then made our way to the Museum of Quai Branly, where we discovered a temporary exhibit of Mexican art. The permanent exhibits, featuring indigenous tribal and ceremonial wear, masks, pottery, and artwork, were right up my alley. It was a brief but memorable visit, and I could’ve taken home almost everything in the museum.

View of the Seine River in Paris with a bridge crossing over, set against a cloudy sky and framed by classic Parisian architecture in the background.
Close-up shot from beneath the Eiffel Tower, capturing its intricate iron framework and impressive structural details.
A distant view of the Eiffel Tower surrounded by greenery, with people walking around the park under a partly cloudy sky.
A smiling visitor posing near the Eiffel Tower with scenic views of the Parisian cityscape and cloudy skies in the background.
A serene outdoor pathway surrounded by lush greenery and landscaped gardens near the museum grounds.
A stone artifact featuring intricate carvings and ancient symbols, displayed under soft lighting within the museum.
A museum exhibit displaying a collection of ceremonial spears or tribal weapons mounted vertically against a dark backdrop.
A skeletal display of a bird-like figure, carefully preserved and mounted within a glass case as part of the museum’s indigenous art and culture collection.

Dinner and the Arc de Triomphe

We ended our day with a visit to the Arc de Triomphe, commissioned by Napoleon Bonaparte in 1806 and completed in 1836. While the traffic circle around the monument is chaotic, we were lucky to get some great photos after running across several lanes of traffic (don’t do this—there’s an underground walkway!). We didn’t have the energy to visit the tomb, so we snapped some pictures and caught an Uber back to our hotel.

A wide-angle view of the Arc de Triomphe under a cloudy sky, showcasing its grand architecture and detailed carvings.
A close-up view from beneath the Arc de Triomphe, capturing visitors walking around the monument and admiring its intricate design.
Detailed shot of one of the monument’s sculpted reliefs, highlighting the elaborate stone carvings depicting historical figures and scenes.

Travel Stats and Final Thoughts for the day

We walked about 10 miles today, and despite the road closures and the slight intimidation of the public transportation system, we managed to get around fairly easily. The people we encountered were friendly, and we relied on Google Translate when needed. Traffic in Paris was minimal, and we were able to enjoy the city without the usual chaos.

August 17th was quite a day packed with Parisian experiences, rain or shine! 

We woke up to rain, but we were prepared with raincoats. We set out via Uber to Le Moulin de la Galette, where our GoCity pass offered macaroons and a hot beverage. Upon arrival, a staff member informed us that it would open in 15 minutes, and since we were using the GoCity pass, he set up a dry table for us and got we the goods. The macaroons and hot chocolate were nothing special, but free is always nice. After enjoying our treats, we headed to a parfum education and parfum-making workshop with the pass.

A plate of colorful macarons in yellow, brown, and green served alongside a cup of hot chocolate in a white “Café Richard” mug, part of a GoCity pass treat at Le Moulin de la Galette.
A charming cobblestone street in Paris lined with classic buildings, parked cars, and bicycles, leading toward a grand Haussmann-style building in the distance under an overcast sky.

On our way, we passed the Moulin Rouge, founded in 1889 by Joseph Oller and Charles Zidler, with its iconic red windmill. It became famous for extravagant performances, including the risqué can-can dance.

The iconic Moulin Rouge cabaret in Paris, featuring its famous red windmill atop the building and a vibrant marquee showcasing images from current performances. The historic façade is surrounded by classic Parisian architecture under a cloudy sky.

Next, we arrived at Fragonard Boutique Francs Bourgeois, only to find out that the 9:40am workshop didn’t meet the minimum of 4 people. Fortunately, some people arrived early for the 10am session, so they let us join the earlier one. We toured the boutique and learned about the company’s history—Fragonard is one of the oldest perfume houses in France, founded in 1926 by Eugène Fuchs in Grasse. Named after the 18th-century French painter Jean-Honoré Fragonard, it has remained family-owned for generations. Afterward, we participated in a mini workshop where we made our own eau de toilette. The tour guide was engaging, and it ended by browsing their perfumes, purchasing a new scent with a discount. I highly recommended the experience as it taught me a lot about the parfum industry.

A visitor seated inside the Fragonard Boutique during a perfume-making workshop, surrounded by floral wallpaper and decorative barrels used as tables for mixing scents.
Close-up view of a workshop setup at Fragonard, showing small bottles of essential oils, droppers, and testing strips arranged neatly on a decorative barrel table.

Next, we walked to the Paradox Museum, which was something I wanted to do in Vegas but didn't want to pay for. The museum featured optical illusion artwork and 3D art displays. While I didn’t find it extraordinary, I did have fun in rooms like the mirror tubes, clone table, and shadow cast room. The staff helped with taking photos, and we even got other visitors to snap some shots for us.

A visitor posing in front of an optical illusion display, smiling while standing against a plain background designed for photo effects.
A silhouette of a person interacting with a bright green projection wall, part of an immersive optical illusion exhibit.
A group of visitors walking through a geometric-patterned room with mirrored walls, creating playful reflections and visual distortions.
A dining area inside the museum featuring cascading LED light installations resembling hanging flowers, with visitors seated beneath the glowing display.

Afterward, we stopped for lunch at Le Royal Opéra. I tried salmon tartar with fries, but it turned out to be a lot of salmon. The restaurant had the classic French style with tables packed closely together, and despite not being busy, the staff tried to seat you right next to strangers. We politely asked for a table with space in between, and they accommodated.

With time to kill before our Louvre time slot, we popped into Musée des Arts décoratifs. It wasn't my favorite, but the museum had a lot of artifacts spanning various periods, showcasing decorative arts, furniture, ceramics, textiles, and more.

A grand staircase inside the Musée des Arts Décoratifs, featuring elegant stone steps, arched ceilings, and ornate architectural detailing.
A beautifully detailed religious altarpiece on display, showcasing vibrant colors and intricate paintings of saints and biblical scenes.
A regal, ornate throne with golden accents and rich red upholstery, displayed prominently within the museum’s decorative arts collection.

Then, we headed for the Louvre. While it was chaotic with long lines and crowded hallways, we wandered through the Egyptian, English, Italian, Roman, and French art collections. The Mona Lisa had a long line, and the room was crowded, so we opted to leave after 1.5 hours. It was a bit chaotic in most of the rooms and hallways, occasionally you'd find a nice solace of a quiet area and I really enjoyed these. I just think museums should be peaceful and enjoyable and the Louvre wasn't this for me. It was another check off the box places for me and I'll probably never return, which is sad in a way.

The famous Mona Lisa painting displayed behind protective glass, surrounded by a dark frame and soft gallery lighting.
An ancient Egyptian sarcophagus with carved facial details, showcased within the museum’s Egyptian antiquities section.
The iconic glass pyramid entrance of the Louvre, viewed from below, with visitors walking around the plaza beneath it.
A classical stone sculpture of a reclining figure, displayed against a columned backdrop inside the museum.
A gallery wall featuring several framed paintings illuminated under soft, dim lighting for preservation.
A smiling visitor posing inside the Louvre, capturing the excitement of exploring the museum’s exhibits.
A grand hallway inside the Louvre featuring elegant arches, ornate ceilings, and crowds of visitors walking through.
A detailed marble sculpture of a seated woman holding a child, showcasing intricate craftsmanship and delicate carving.

Leaving the Louvre, we encountered a petty cab driver who initially quoted €30 to get to Choco-Story Paris - Musée du Chocolat. However, once we arrived, the price turned out to be €30 per person, and the driver left us further from our destination. We learned our lesson and took a cab for €12 to the correct location. The museum offered an immersive experience, tracing the history of chocolate from ancient civilizations to modern production. Admission included a free cup of hot chocolate and unlimited chocolate samples throughout the museum. We indulged in the delicious chocolate and learned fascinating facts, such as how chocolate was once sold in Spanish pharmacies.

A detailed chocolate sculpture of the Arc de Triomphe, crafted entirely from chocolate and displayed on a circular stand inside the museum.
A museum display featuring chocolate-making artifacts and decorative pieces illuminated under soft lighting.
Exterior view of the Choco-Story Paris entrance, showcasing the museum’s sign and front facade.
A stunning chocolate sculpture of the Eiffel Tower, showcased within a glass display case at the museum.

Next, we headed to O’Chateau for a cheese tasting, which included five cheeses from different French regions:

  • Selle-sur-Cher: Produced in the Loire Valley in the late 19th century.

  • Brie de Meaux: The "King of Cheeses," crowned at the Congress of Vienna in 1815.

  • Comté: An artisanal cheese dating back to the 13th century.

  • Cantal: One of France’s oldest cheeses, mentioned by the Roman philosopher Pliny.

  • Fourme d'Ambert: Used as currency in the Middle Ages.

The tasting also included wine and grape juice. It was a great way to stay dry and try new cheeses with ties to the region.

A wooden table set with two glasses of wine—one red and one white—alongside tasting notes and a carafe of water during the O’Chateau cheese and wine pairing experience.
A platter featuring five varieties of French cheeses, including Brie, Comté, Cantal, Fourme d’Ambert, and Selle-sur-Cher, arranged neatly and ready for tasting.

Our next stop was the Notre-Dame Cathedral, which is under restoration after the 2019 fire. Despite the scaffolding, the front of the cathedral remained impressive, and we were able to take photos from the bleacher-style seating that had been set up. We attempted to find Point Zéro des Routes de France but suspected it was behind the construction area.

Front view of the iconic Notre-Dame Cathedral, showcasing its two towering Gothic spires, intricate stone carvings, and the famous rose window at the center of the facade, captured under an overcast sky.

We then walked to the Conciergerie, but it was closed, requiring advanced reservations on our pass. We had a choice between visiting Conciergerie or Sainte-Chapelle, so we made a reservation for Sainte-Chapelle at 5:30 pm. After standing in a short line, we went through rigorous security checks before entering. Sainte-Chapelle, a Gothic-style royal chapel, is famous for its stunning stained glass windows, which depict biblical scenes. The windows were breathtaking, especially the upper level, where 1,113 scenes tell the story of mankind, from Creation to Christ’s Resurrection. The Rose Window beautifully depicts St. John's vision of the Apocalypse.

Exterior view of Sainte-Chapelle, showcasing its Gothic architecture, towering spires, and intricate stone detailing on a cloudy day.
Interior view highlighting the vaulted ceilings adorned with golden ribbing and decorative patterns, emphasizing the chapel’s stunning craftsmanship.
A breathtaking look at Sainte-Chapelle’s upper-level stained glass windows, featuring vibrant colors and intricate biblical scenes illuminated by natural light.
Close-up of the famous rose window, beautifully designed with detailed stained glass depicting St. John’s vision of the Apocalypse.

Afterward, we hurried to the Panthéon, only to find that it had already closed, even though the GoCity app stated you could enter until 6:15 pm. Nevertheless, we admired the exterior. Originally built as a church, it was later transformed into a mausoleum for notable figures such as Voltaire, Rousseau, Victor Hugo, and Marie Curie.

Our final stop was Montparnasse Tower. We had only about 40 minutes to spare, so we quickly ate dinner at Le Bouchon Lyonnais, where we had a seared tuna steak with mixed vegetables, which I loved. We then dashed across the street to Montparnasse Tower, one of the tallest buildings in Paris. After going through security, you were sent to the 57th floor for panoramic views. Despite the rain, the views were amazing, and it was a fantastic way to end our day.

Exterior view of the Montparnasse Tower, a sleek, modern skyscraper rising high above the Paris skyline under a cloudy sky.
A visitor posing in front of a heart-shaped love lock display on the Montparnasse rooftop, with “Paris City of Love” written on the glass panel.
Stunning panoramic view of Paris from the Montparnasse Tower’s observation deck, with the Eiffel Tower visible in the distance amidst the cityscape.
Colorful “I ❤️ Paris” installation on the rooftop observation deck of Montparnasse Tower, with a visitor posing in front on a rainy day.

After a busy, fulfilling day, we took a cab back to your hotel to shower and rest. It was another memorable day in Paris, full of adventure, delicious food, and beautiful sights.

August 18 was an eventful day filled with history, exploration, and delicious meals.

Today was one of the highlights of my trip, and I’d been eagerly anticipating the day’s itinerary. We had a leisurely start, checking out of our hotel around 8:30 AM, and headed to the heart of Paris. Our first stop was finding parking near the Olympic Boutique. After securing a spot, we strolled a few blocks to a charming restaurant, La Pagode de Cos, for breakfast. Nestled in a luxurious hotel, the outdoor garden seating created the perfect ambiance. I ordered eggs Benedict and a pastry—both delicious. The staff was attentive, and many spoke English, which added to the experience.

Outdoor garden seating at La Pagode de Cos, featuring elegant white table settings, lush greenery, and a serene, intimate atmosphere within a luxury hotel courtyard.
A plated serving of eggs Benedict topped with creamy hollandaise sauce and sprinkled with crispy bits, part of a delicious Parisian breakfast.

After breakfast, we wandered up Avenue des Champs-Élysées in search of souvenirs but came up empty-handed. Returning to the Olympic Boutique, we picked up a few mementos for friends and family, though the store was packed. The staff was friendly, even teaching us the correct pronunciation of the Olympics mascot.

Exterior view of the Paris 2024 Olympic Official Store, featuring a modern wooden facade with large white signage and the Olympic and Paralympic logos. Two visitors walk past the entrance under an overcast sky.

Next, we drove across Paris to visit the Catacombs, but not before making a quick detour to the Montparnasse Cemetery. Established in 1824, the cemetery was part of a city-wide plan to address overcrowding in Paris's burial grounds. It’s the final resting place of notable figures like Jean-Paul Sartre, Simone de Beauvoir, Man Ray, and Samuel Beckett. The peaceful atmosphere and historical significance made it a worthwhile stop.

A peaceful walkway lined with historic stone mausoleums and large shade trees inside Montparnasse Cemetery, creating a serene and reflective atmosphere.
A wider view of another quiet pathway within Montparnasse Cemetery, framed by tall trees and surrounded by ornate tombstones and monuments.

The Catacombs were the day’s main attraction, and tickets were hard to come by—I had to book through a third-party site at a hefty price. But it was absolutely worth it. The Catacombs were created in the late 18th century to resolve overcrowded cemeteries in Paris, with bones relocated to former limestone quarries beneath the city. They hold the remains of about six million people and stretch for over 200 miles, though only a small section is open to visitors.

The experience begins with a descent down 130 steps into dimly lit tunnels. The walk spans about a kilometer, with the most striking section displaying bones arranged in intricate patterns along the walls. Equipped with an audio guide, we learned about the Catacombs’ history and how engineers stabilized the tunnels to prevent collapse. It was fascinating and eerie all at once. After the tour, we exited into a gift shop where I couldn’t resist splurging.

Dimly lit tunnel deep inside the Paris Catacombs, lined with neatly stacked human bones along both walls.
A long, narrow corridor with arched ceilings, illuminated faintly, showing the ancient stonework and eerie atmosphere.
A visitor posing inside the Catacombs, smiling under soft lighting with historic stone walls in the background.
Close-up of skulls and bones arranged in intricate patterns, showcasing the unique artistry of the Catacombs.
A decorative arrangement of bones stacked into a rounded, barrel-shaped pattern against the stone walls.
Wall display of skulls and bones precisely layered, forming symmetrical and haunting patterns.
A larger section of the Catacombs where bones and skulls are organized into carefully crafted designs.
Another dimly lit stone corridor extending into darkness, with rows of bones lining the walls on both sides.

We then crossed the street to Le Comptoir des Catacombes for a late lunch. I ordered chicken with mushrooms, served with creamy mashed potatoes—it was fantastic. Re-energized, we set off for Bourges.

Arriving in Bourges, we faced a hiccup: the hotel’s lobby was closed, and the outdoor key dispenser wasn’t working. After some back-and-forth with Trip.com, we were relocated to The Originals City, Hôtel Le Berry, Bourges. It was a decent hotel with free street parking, a comfortable queen bed, and a full-size pullout couch.

With some daylight left, we ventured out to explore Bourges. Our first stop was the Monument aux morts de la guerre d'Algérie, a memorial honoring those who died during the Algerian War (1954–1962), a pivotal conflict that led to Algeria’s independence. Nearby, we strolled through Prés Fichaux Garden, known for its perfectly manicured shrubs and vibrant flower beds.

A beautifully landscaped flower bed featuring vibrant red and green plants, bordered by neatly trimmed hedges and tall trees within the Prés Fichaux Garden.
A serene view of a reflective pond surrounded by lush greenery, with a charming chateau-style building in the background.
A peaceful garden pathway lined with perfectly manicured shrubs, leading toward scenic open spaces and dense greenery.

The highlight of Bourges was undoubtedly the cathedral. Bourges Cathedral is a magnificent Gothic masterpiece built between the late 12th and early 13th centuries. Dedicated to Saint Stephen, it’s celebrated for its soaring architecture, intricate sculptures, and stunning stained glass windows that date back to the 13th century. The cathedral is enormous, with an awe-inspiring presence and beautiful gardens surrounding it. While we were there, a local festival with dancing added to the charm.

Exterior view of Bourges Cathedral showcasing its stunning Gothic architecture, soaring spires, and intricate stone carvings under a cloudy sky.
Interior shot of the cathedral’s grand nave, highlighting towering columns, vaulted ceilings, and warm natural light streaming through stained glass windows.
Close-up of a vibrant stained glass window inside the cathedral, depicting intricate biblical scenes and artistic details dating back to the 13th century.
Side view of Bourges Cathedral surrounded by lush green gardens, emphasizing its scale and beauty from the outside.

Walking through Bourges felt like stepping back in time. Once a major Roman settlement known as Avaricum, it later became a medieval hub of politics and religion. Many medieval buildings have been preserved, and the streets are lined with cafes and historical markers. For dinner, we chose Le Marmiton Berrichon, where I enjoyed a hearty platter of meats, warm cheese, potatoes, and salad. I ended the meal with a unique mint chocolate chip ice cream that had a strong menthol flavor—not what I expected but still good.

A lively street in Bourges lined with half-timbered medieval houses, where pedestrians stroll past charming shops and cafés under an overcast sky.
A quieter cobblestone street in Bourges, featuring outdoor café seating and beautifully preserved historic buildings with rustic wooden façades.

We returned to the hotel, passing Église Saint-Bonnet de Bourges, before calling it a night. It was a packed day, but every moment was unforgettable.

August 19 Diverse experiences, from historical sites to urban exploration, with a bit of a rough end.

We began our day with a detour to the middle of nowhere: the Château d’Urfé in Saint-Marcel-d’Urfé. Built in the 12th century, this medieval stronghold of the d’Urfé family was later renovated during the Renaissance and served as inspiration for Honoré d’Urfé’s famous novel, L’Astrée. Although abandoned in the 17th century and further damaged during the French Revolution, the ruins remain a protected historic site today.

The setting was absolutely stunning, with rolling hills framing the castle. We explored the ruins freely, climbing the towers for breathtaking views of the surrounding countryside. Restoration work was underway, with workers on-site, but we were still allowed to wander. The drive to get there was an adventure of its own—a winding, narrow road just wide enough for one and a half cars. Thankfully, we didn’t encounter anyone coming the other way, or it would have been a tight squeeze!

A scenic view of Château d’Urfé’s stone ruins perched on a grassy hill, with a tall round tower and rolling countryside in the background.
Inside the castle ruins, showcasing partially restored stone walls and scattered foundations, with visitors exploring the historic site.
A close-up portrait of a smiling visitor framed by an ancient stone archway within the castle ruins.
A dramatic upward view of one of Château d’Urfé’s cylindrical towers, highlighting its weathered medieval stonework.
A selfie taken from the castle’s high vantage point, capturing sweeping panoramic views of the surrounding valleys and distant hills.

After our detour, we made our way to Lyon. Parking near Rue Saint-Jean, a popular shopping street in Vieux Lyon, we grabbed lunch at Le Gallion. They offered a three-course special that I couldn’t resist, and every bite was delicious.

From there, we embarked on a challenging but rewarding uphill trek to the Jardín de Rosaire for an incredible aerial view of the city. The climb was no joke—my calves were burning!—but the payoff was worth it. At the top, we reached the magnificent Basilica of Notre-Dame de Fourvière. Built between 1872 and 1896, this UNESCO World Heritage Site is a testament to Lyon’s gratitude and faith following its survival during the Franco-Prussian War. The basilica’s intricate architecture, stunning stained glass, and multi-level design make it one of the most beautiful churches I’ve seen anywhere in the world. For those not up for the hike, there’s parking and a bus route near the top—something I wish I’d known earlier!

A close-up of a grand stained glass window inside the basilica, framed by intricate stone carvings and religious artwork.
An upward view of the ornate dome ceiling, showcasing colorful mosaics, decorative arches, and exquisite architectural details.
Interior view of the basilica’s main nave, with towering columns, gilded decorations, and soft natural light streaming through stained glass.
Interior view of the basilica’s main nave, with towering columns, gilded decorations, and soft natural light streaming through stained glass.
A panoramic aerial view of Lyon’s cityscape from the basilica’s hilltop vantage point, with sprawling buildings under a partly cloudy sky.
Exterior view of the basilica’s grand façade, featuring its twin towers and elaborate Gothic-inspired design under bright daylight.
Another exterior angle of the basilica, highlighting its multi-level structure and beautiful stonework.
A sweeping view of Lyon from the top of Fourvière Hill, overlooking the city’s rooftops and the Rhône and Saône rivers.

On our way back down the hill, we stopped at the Gallo-Roman site of Lyon Fourvière, a remarkable collection of ruins from the ancient Roman city of Lugdunum, founded in 43 BCE. Once the capital of Roman Gaul, the site features the oldest Roman theater in France, a smaller odeon, and the Temple of Cybele. Exploring this free UNESCO site was like stepping back in time, and the sheer scale of the ruins was awe-inspiring.

A wide-angle view of the Ancient Roman Theatre of Fourvière, showcasing its semi-circular stone seating, stage area, and stunning backdrop of Lyon’s cityscape.
A close-up of the Lugdunum Museum sign, which provides historical information about the Roman ruins and the theatre.
A view of the theatre’s ancient stone foundations and pathways, with surrounding greenery and blue skies above.
Elevated perspective of the Roman theatre’s curved seating rows and stage, with panoramic views of Lyon in the distance.

We passed by several churches, including Saint Irenee, Vieux Lyon Cathedral, and Cathedral Saint-Jean, as we returned to Rue Saint-Jean for some shopping before continuing to our overnight stop in Valence.

A view of the Vieux Lyon Cathedral (Cathédrale Saint-Jean-Baptiste), featuring its Gothic architecture, intricate façade, and iconic rose window under a clear blue sky.
A scenic view of colorful historic buildings along the Saône River in Lyon, reflecting the charm of the Old Town district on a bright sunny day.

Valence itself isn’t much of a tourist destination, but we stayed there to break up our drive to Cannes. Unfortunately, our accommodations at Première Classe Valence Sud were less than stellar. The room was unclean, the beds were uncomfortable, the walls were paper-thin, and the entire place had a strange smell. To top it all off, the air conditioning unit leaked all night, soaking one of our suitcases.

In an attempt to salvage the evening, we visited Decathlon to shop for some of my favorite athletic wear before heading to dinner at L’Art Terre. While the outdoor seating area had potential, strong winds and lackluster service soured the experience. It felt like the staff drew straws to determine who had to wait on us! The food was mediocre at best, so we cut our losses and ended the night back at the hotel, ready to move on to brighter days.

August 20:  unexpected adventures, great food, and some spontaneous exploration.

Our day began with an early start and a short drive to Grasse, the world’s perfume capital. Parking was a breeze, and the lot was conveniently located near the charming Grasse sign, decorated with perfume-themed cardboard samples. The town itself was enchanting, with streets shaded by pink umbrellas and a constant, subtle scent of perfume lingering in the air.

A smiling traveler posing in front of the large “GRASSE” sign under a sunny sky, marking the entrance to the famous perfume capital of France.
A decorative gazebo featuring red umbrellas hanging from the ceiling and banners, creating a whimsical artistic display in Grasse.
A bright yellow and white tourist train parked under shady trees, ready to take visitors on a scenic ride through Grasse.
A charming narrow street in Grasse adorned with red umbrellas suspended overhead, casting playful shadows on the pastel-colored buildings below.

Grasse is a haven for perfume lovers, with countless shops offering unique creations. I couldn’t resist picking up a new fragrance at a boutique called Le Parfumoir de Grasse. After some shopping, we decided to grab lunch at an outdoor café called Le Margoum. I opted for a three-course meal that included an egg roll-style appetizer, a fried chicken cutlet with salad and fries, and ice cream for dessert—or so I thought.

Unfortunately, what started as a pleasant meal turned awkward due to visible family drama among the staff. It seemed to be a family-run establishment, and we witnessed a heated conflict, presumably between a mother and her sons. Despite one son’s attempts to serve us, he was reprimanded, and we were left waiting for quite some time. Ultimately, we decided to skip dessert, pay the bill, and leave.

After a bit more wandering, we headed to our hotel for check-in. The room was spacious and comfortable—a welcome change from the previous night’s accommodations. Once settled, we set off for Villefranche-sur-Mer, a picturesque coastal town.

The drive along the coastline was breathtaking, with stunning views of the Mediterranean. In Villefranche-sur-Mer, we explored the Chapelle Saint-Pierre, admired the medieval Rue Obscure, and visited the Eglise Saint-Michel. The Rue Obscure is particularly fascinating—it’s an underground stone passage dating back to the 13th century, originally used as protection during sieges. It’s a short walk but steeped in history.

A scenic view overlooking the sparkling blue waters of the Mediterranean, dotted with boats, with the charming rooftops of Villefranche-sur-Mer in the foreground.
A dimly lit underground stone passageway known as Rue Obscure, featuring warm golden lighting, arched ceilings, and a historic, mysterious atmosphere.
The exterior of Église Saint-Michel, a baroque-style church with peach and cream-colored walls, arched windows, and an ornate bell tower standing against the clear blue sky.
A narrow, picturesque passageway with a rustic stone archway and hanging lanterns, evoking the historic charm of Villefranche-sur-Mer.

We strolled along a lively shopping street before sitting down for dinner at Les Palmiers. As we ate, we began discussing the Monte Carlo souvenirs we had seen earlier. A quick search revealed that Monaco was just a 45-minute drive away and wouldn’t add any time to our return trip. Visiting the second-smallest country in the world sounded too good to pass up, so we quickly paid our bill, hopped in the car, and set off.

Arriving in Monte Carlo was surreal. Crossing into Monaco is subtle, but entering Monte Carlo is unmistakable—it’s luxury at its finest. Despite some traffic, parking was easy to find, and we made our way toward the iconic Monte Carlo Casino.

A stunning view of Monaco’s Monte Carlo harbor, featuring rows of luxurious yachts docked in the marina, turquoise blue waters glistening under a clear sky, and upscale waterfront buildings nestled along the hillside.

In our excitement, we accidentally entered the neighboring casino instead. Realizing our mistake after going through security, we decided to explore a bit, use the facilities, and then head to the correct building. While access to the actual casino was limited, we were able to admire the grand lobby.

The grand façade of the Monte Carlo Casino in Monaco, showcasing its ornate architecture with detailed carvings, elegant towers, and a crowd of visitors gathered at the entrance under a bright blue sky.
A stunning interior view of the Monte Carlo Casino, featuring a ceiling decorated with golden star-shaped lights and sheer draped fabric, creating a luxurious and festive ambiance.

We continued to explore Monte Carlo, taking in the city’s opulent atmosphere and enjoying the marina views from an overlook. A highlight was seeing the famous Fairmont Hairpin turn, the slowest point in any Formula 1 race. It was thrilling to watch cars navigate the curve, with some drivers clearly renting sports cars just to experience driving the F1 track.

A scenic view of the iconic Fairmont Hairpin Turn in Monaco, showing sports cars navigating the sharp curve surrounded by colorful buildings, palm trees, and spectators watching from above.
A wide-angle view of Monaco’s modern skyline, featuring tall apartment buildings, winding roads, and construction cranes against a clear blue sky with the Mediterranean Sea in the background.

As the evening ended, we made our way back to the hotel, feeling accomplished after spontaneously adding another country to our trip. It was the perfect way to close out an incredible day.

August 21 Goodbye France...till next time

Our last day was uneventful but bittersweet. We returned the rental car and caught our flight home, marking the end of an incredible journey. While it was nice to be back, I couldn’t help but feel a bit sad—France had exceeded all my expectations.

From the kind people we met to the breathtaking sights we experienced, this trip was nothing short of amazing. France has left a lasting impression, and I’m already dreaming of returning someday.

🇫🇷 Final Thoughts

France was unforgettable — a mix of charming medieval towns, breathtaking cathedrals, sunflower-lined drives, and coastal gems, with just enough hiccups to make it an adventure. Between flight delays, a few hotel surprises, and Alamo rental drama, there were challenges, but the highlights made up for it.

Personal favorites included:

  • Villandry’s gardens 🌿
  • Carcassonne’s medieval walls 🏰
  • Sainte-Chapelle’s stained glass 🌈
  • Bourges Cathedral at dusk ⛪
  • Cité de l’architecture (a hidden Paris gem)
  • Watching the sunset from Tour Montparnasse 🌇

If I returned, I’d spend more time in the countryside, hit more smaller Parisian museums, and happily skip the Versailles crowds — beautiful, but one visit is plenty.

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💡 Tips (the useful kind)

Getting Around

  • Book flex and breathe: Delays happen. Keep airline apps on and a backup first-night plan.
  • Rentals: If your flight time shifts, call and message the car company (and screenshot it). Have a backup counter (Hertz saved us after Alamo bailed).
  • Tolls > “scenic shortcuts”: You’ll make better time and keep your sanity. Service plazas are clean and frequent.
  • Parking smart: Use official lots at big-ticket sights (Versailles’ site lists them; it helped). In old towns, arrive at opening.

Crowds, Closures & Timing

  • Versailles: Earliest timed entry you can get; hat/umbrella/water mandatory. For me: beautiful, but one-and-done.
  • August realities: Expect Feast of the Assumption closures. Always check hours the day before.
  • GoCity Paris: Great value if you cluster sights and triple-check hours/reservations.
  • Lines vs. joy: If a line looks soul-sucking (Padirac), allow yourself to pivot. There’s always a pretty detour nearby.

Museums & Sights

  • Louvre strategy: Set a hard time cap and pick a wing. Balance with smaller gems (Guimet, Cité de l’architecture).
  • Notre-Dame: Still photogenic under restoration; Sainte-Chapelle is the stained-glass showstopper.
  • Hidden gems: Bourges Cathedral, Rue Obscure, Lyon’s Gallo-Roman site, Château d’Urfé.

Food & Reservations

  • Noon is real: Many places truly start serving at 12:00; book if it matters (even zoo restaurants—giraffe views were worth it).
  • Be flexible: If service is off, bail kindly and try the next café. France has endless options.
  • Try the “basic” stops: McDonald’s France is cleaner, quicker, and has pastry counters. Zero shame; sometimes you just need speed.

Money & Mini-Scams

  • Pedicabs: Confirm total price and drop-off point—and that it’s not per person. Taxis/Uber were often cheaper.
  • Tickets: Some hot tickets (Catacombs) are scarce—book early or be ready to pay a markup.

Sleep & Comfort

  • Budget hotels vary: Read recent reviews for AC, cleanliness, and noise. Murphy beds exist; some ACs are locked to 33°C.
  • Repositioning nights: Cancel and rebook closer to where your plan actually ended up—saves time and nerves.

Micro-joys to chase

  • Sunflower pull-offs 🌻
  • Monaco’s Fairmont Hairpin 🏎️
  • Tour Montparnasse at dusk 🌇
  • Cité de l’architecture arches 🏛️
  • Any random pastry counter 🥐